have i mntioned how i’m in love with Aranea and am currently wondering why she is not like in my bed.
No Roxy, this is not how you go about wooing the ladies
sorry for spilling my drink on you bfore scanning Jake, I need to stop hittin’ that water bottle.
oh Roxy, you can’t just cross out the “WINE” on your bottle and write in “grap juice *grape” so u can bring it to school.
Roxy’s just trying to get some cotton candy, but maybe tattooing a mustche to her finger wasn’t the best route to go to win the fair jane’s heart.
Welcome to the Homestuck fandom! Here, we like to talk about how all your favorite Betty Crocker food products contain troll semen.
How did you think this cake mix got to be “super moist?”
Where did you think the filling came from for Fruit Gushers?
Fucking batterwitch.
- You: hehehe hey gurl
- Stranger: hiiii ;D
- You: what happnin'?
- You: *happening
- Stranger: nothin just chilling
- Stranger: wat about u?
- You: cooool me to. Just writin bout som wixards
- You: *wizards
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- You: i fuckin luv wizards
- Stranger: i fukin luv em two!
- Stranger: them*
- You: sweeet!
- You: lets get our wixard on then!
- You: fuckin' majyks and stuff
- Stranger: oh yeh
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- You: you're my new best frend
- You: aside from janey that is
- Stranger: you know wats strng
- Stranger: i have a best feirnd name janey
- Stranger: fried*
- Stranger: friend*
- You: so wierd man
- You: its destny
- You: *destiny
- Stranger: we were ment for each othr!
- Stranger: meat*
- Stranger: mean*
- You: hehe meat
- You: mean meat
- Stranger: hehehe
- Stranger: i could use som meat rght now
- Stranger: im hungy
- Stranger: hungry**
- You: yeah. i'm totes hungry too
- Stranger: if only janey was hre
- Stranger: she coud bake me somethin
- You: i can make us some martinis but thats not fod
- You: *fiid
- You: *food
- Stranger: thy arent fos but they sure as hell taste good
- You: best drink evr
- Stranger: shippers gonna ship
- Stranger: yeaaaah hamsteam
- You: i have the best ship
- Stranger: hamsteak *
- You: the best!
- Stranger: haha what is it?
- You: no
- You: vodka and tonic
- You: hehehe
- Stranger: ahh but what aabout jack daaniels
- Stranger: tthey together make the OT3
- You: and captain morgain
- Stranger: yess
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- You: bset ships
- You: *best
- Stranger: wait, thats beer
- Stranger: butbyes
- Stranger: yes
- Stranger: hhdjskksllandbdhs
- You: beer before liquor never been sicker
- Stranger: bad touch screen typing skills
- You: liquor before beer all in good cheer
- Stranger: pffff niice rhyme
- You: i ship roxy/ vofka
- You: *vodka
- Stranger: loll
- You: hehehe
- Stranger: best ship. together 5ever
- You: vodka on the rox
- Stranger: pfff i see what you did thar
- You: i'm word wixard
- You: *wizard
- Stranger: that or you haave waaaay too much free time
- You: nope wizard
- You: you kow cause the majyks
- You: they're real
- You: real as fuck
- Stranger: hellz ys
- You: hellz fuckign ys
- Stranger: well by tthe eridaan law, frienndship is fake
- Stranger: magic s fake
- Stranger: and friendshipnis magic
- You: eridan is fake
- You: that fuckass
- You: don't knwo nuthin'
- You: lol friendshipenis
